Friday's Letters

Dear Hubby, remember this: "Hun, where did you park your car?" Thanks for making me laugh harder than I have in a long time! Dear Cruz, five o'clock in the morning is not the time to play. Please refrain from whining and dragging your wand to my bedside until the sun is actually up. Dear Aunt Kathy, thank you for talking mom into getting her nails done for her upcoming class reunion. Dear Mom, thanks for thinking to invite me along. And the red sparkly polish is totally you! Dear Hubby, thanks for letting me splurge a little on our summer budget for a little bit of pampering. Dear Paul, thanks for bragging about me and my teaching abilities to your friends down at the VFW. Dear Olympic Trials, thank you for giving me something to watch besides reruns. Can't wait for London! Dear Periwinkle, thank you for letting BK pet lay on you; he must confuse you with his big doggy back home. Dear Katie & Sherry, thanks for hosting another Pinterest Challenge; can't wait to see what everyone creates! Dear Aunt Kathy, thanks for the tip about the sale at the pet store; we were able to get $40 worth of new fish for our tank for only $11! Dear newly purchased fish, thank you for entertaining Cruz for hours on end. Dear apartment complex, thanks for giving me a complex; I swear I paid my rent on time and I will continue to insist that you lost it. I have never made a late payment to anyone, and I'm not starting now. Dear Mom, looks like you had fun at the family reunion. Still pretty bummed I couldn't go this year. But have fun at your class reunion this weekend! Dear City of Leesburg, awesome fireworks! Dear newly purchased fish, thank you for not dying on us! Dear passport processing center, please don't loose my marriage license - I really hate mailing out important documents like that and trusting that they'll be returned undamaged.