So you can imagine, as a teacher, I hear all sorts of random and crazy things coming out of the mouths of teenage students on a pretty regular basis. Usually, I just laugh and move on. But sometimes, the things that they say are so funny that I have to stop and write it down so I can share it. And even though school is out for the summer, I've had a few of these in my draft folder waiting to be shared. I wish I was making this stuff up....
Student #1: What did President Polk die from?
Student #2: Death.
Student #3: He got ran over by a reindeer.
Student #4: He went on the Oregon Trail and died from dysentery.